it surely wasn't as dangerous as the news would have you believe and that he had always wanted to (more)

i'm on a train, heading to work, and it rains against my window. (more)

hell is the place to which people who don't use commas go to when they die (more)

to fuck a whole bunch of mermaids (more)

i will practice for a topcoder's srm tomorrow / 6am. i have to register at 3am for the match! (more)

i can't wait to be able to run it on gnu/linux. (more)

the why doesn't matter. you are here. that's all there is to it. (more)

mermaids, or so said tom, were sure to be hiding somewhere in the city of new york. (more)

i'd love to know that story (more)

sex they were getting decided to go on vacation and try (more)

well, you can kill him, you know, just add intelligent replies killing him to his story! (more)

you are not intelligent enough to know how to reply correctly to a statement? (more)

i'm single now :-/ i don't know if i want to stop being single. i like about 2 girls now. (more)

when he ran away and went to alaska (more)

i'm going to sleep now, c-ya all. (more)

"yes, i'm going to call with current continuation!" (more)

ben wasn't so sure but decided to follow tom. they made all necessary arrengements with (more)

same to you (more)

well, she was mine for 3 days. now i need to find myself another babe. (more)

i always end up going to bed later than i intended. (more)

i get about 8 hours of sleep. i don't set the alarm clock, i sleep until i feel ready to wake up (more)

i don't like to make 69 with my girlfriend. i prefer 68. she sucks me and i owe her one (more)

ok, let's do what we have to do today. breakfast, shower. (more)

can i write to santa here? (more)

de- something is to not something (more)